Tonight Big Brother gave me this little gem while we were talking about our friends who were sick today and missed church.
"Mom, a germ is a little ball that goes into your mouth and down to your stomach, but it stops there and comes back up. Then it goes into your throat and into your mouth and in your mouth it evaporates and breaks up and then the little ball germ makes your mouth open and you have to put your mouth in your sleeve and cough. But the germ gets killed when it goes into your soft because the soft is very strong and stronger than the germ. And the soft breaks up the germ and kills it. "
I believe "the soft" is his technical term for fabric.